The Simple Truth About Red Shirts and Velvet Clown Paintings

I made a voodoo doll today out of a sack of potatos and dressed it in a red shirt. I named it "Capt. Truth". I make Capt Truth hump inanimate objects for my own ammusement...but really the red shirt is all I need to keep me laughing. Oh, and velvet clown paintings are gay. The only cool velvet paintings are those which have Elvis as their subject.