Rants in Your Pants

A way to vent my frustrations, that DOESN'T involve setting things on fire.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me....


As if Bardot wasn't enough? Ladies and Gentlemen, this one writes itself..... Its almost too easy to make fun of.... Pamela Anderson has joined the ranks of these decrying the seal hunt.

Says Anderson: "As a proud Canadian who frequently travels abroad, I am alarmed that people are starting to see Canada as a country more beholden to a pack of greedy hunters and to the seal-skin 'fashion' whims of a few countries than to the massive international outcry against the hunt,"

Says Me: "As a proud Canadian who hates dumb people...isn't the cornerstone of your entire fucking career a homemade porn video you made with a washed up drummer with a horse dong?"

Please!! The only way this gets any better for the anti-seal hunt people is if they can somehow recruit Andrew 'Dice' Clay and Vanilla Ice....

....flow like a harpoon daily and nightly....

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dean Blundell said that the only reason she's speaking out is that she's afraid that the next step is a dity beaver hunt.

5:27 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your just jealous because you don't have a giant horse cock of your own to suck on, and at least he was a drummer. what have you done! beside jerk off to my posters and porn film. which by the way was free to the public! I'm a giving person you know.

love,
Pam

2:06 p.m.  

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