The 70' Porno Stache: Chick Magnet and College Basketball X Factor

The men's NCCA basketball tournament kicked off this afternoon to start what is perennially known as "March Madness". If there is one thing the USA has produced that I am in love with, it is this tournment! Some games can be brutal to watch, but I will take a game decided by pure heart and emotional drive over any multi-million $ quasi basketball "pro" game any day.

The best moments are the ones near the end of the tourny. You know what I'm talking about. The cameras pan the bench of a team about to get knocked out, and then close in on the one or two seniors, who gave everything they had over the last 4 years and start weeping into their towels becuase they know this is the end....not quite good enough to make it to the NBA, they know they are headed into a career of real estate....knowing that they will never ever ever be able to get laid as easily as they did over they last 4 years again.

But I digress. Back to the tourny. I wanted to get my bold pick out there. I am picking Gonzaga to win it all. Adam Morrison has been compared to Larry Bird. He's probably closer to Christian Laetner. The Larry legend compare comes from him having an incredible court sense, tremendous tenacity, an ability to shoot the lights out any given night, and oh yeah... he's chalk white. Seriously though, this guy isn't as athletic as some, but he has a great shot and average 28.3 pts per game in a decent conference. The Zags are ranked #3 in a mediocre bracket of the tournmament, with the number one seed Memphis, being picked by many to be the first #1 to lose in the first round ever. The other 3 #1 seeds could all be beaten before the final as well. My prediction Gonzaga beats UConn in the finals.

The Zags have been referred to as a 'cinderella' story in past seasons when they have gone into the 3rd round or beyond. Well this year someone got out a knife and carved a big-ass porn stache on the pumkin carriage, and its crashing the gates of the big dance baby! Never has such a combination of porn and basketball satisfied me so....I Love This Game!