I've Invented a Game Show...Just Hear Me Out

First, picture one of those glass cases they put people in on game shows that have money blowing around in them. Got it? Good, now enlarge it 2-3 times. Now replace the money, with 1,000 lettered ping pong balls and crank up the blowing speed of the air by about 10 times the force.

Ok, now picture a really pissed off peacock. One who has not been fed for 5 days and has just been shocked with a cattle prod a few times. (you can give it rabies too if you want...whatever helps for effect). Now put that peacock in a small antechamber inside the big glass case.

There you have the set up....

now then...

Contestant #1 please enter the case...contestants can only wear a bikini and a small satchel to hold the balls they collect.

'RELEASE THE COCK' the announcer shouts. The peacock is set free and goes nuts! balls are bouncing everywhere...off the contestant...off the peacock (pissing it off even further)...the peacock attacks the contestant...blood and excrement everywhere...until the contestant (a) taps the glass for mercy (b) passes out from blood loss or pain or (c) collects the letters to spell the words "Help Me"

I call the game "Cock and Balls".

I actually started with title and developed the rest of the game in 5 mins....but once you can get past the potential animal and human right violations that are involved (the game might have to be played in Guam or Puerto Rico) I think its golden.

I figure at least NBC would give it a try, it can't be any worse than their current game shows.