Slam Dancer #5

I had a dream last night. I barely ever dream...or at least remember my dreams. When I do, they are usually strange...giant flowers chasing me and such. Last night I dreamt I was in a couples dance contest..and my partner was Barak Obama. We finished runner up to a couple known only as "Mika and Slam Dancer #5"...the final dance off (unfortunately for Barak and I) was in the style of slam. Fuckers!