Movie Review Time...

I watched the video-game-inspired horror flick "Silent Hill" this past weekend. I had read some bad stuff about it, but I love horror movies... so I watch the stuff I already know will suck anyway. Here is my synopsis/review of the film:

This little girl keeps having bad dreams and she screams "Silent Hill" out loud during the course of them. Her mother decides that they can cure whatever ails her by going to one of the most haunted locations in their immediate vicinity- aptly named Silent Hill. On the way there they take a wrong turn or something and accidentally step into a steaming shit pile of a movie...also aptly named "Silent Hill". The channel gets switched onto some low-budget soft core porn on Showcase.....i fall asleep in my own indignity..the end.

rating- 3 1/2 stars out of 5. (to recap 3 1/2 stars= would rather stab myself repeatedly in the pancreas with a butter knife).