Rants in Your Pants

A way to vent my frustrations, that DOESN'T involve setting things on fire.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Bad Chocolate, Good Memories

Cadbury has recalled a "salmonella-tainted batch of chocolate" that was distributed into Canada today. Its better than a chocolate-stained taint! ....and that reminds me of a home-made drink I developed about 7 years ago, that was inspired by the gay character on Dawson's Creek named Jack. The drink was called "Jack's Silky Smooth 'Taint".

The mixture goes like this:
2 parts Jack Daniels (The "Jack")
1 part Silk Tassel (rye whiskey) (The "Silky")
1 part peach schnapps (the fuzzy- not mentioned but implied in the title)
1 part Baily's Irish Cream (the "Smooth")

The tag line: t'aint no way yer keepin' this down!!!

If anyone ever has the balls to try this and lives, the bottle of Jack's on me.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ray Law said...

Apparently, it should be pointed out that this one drink was part of 6 signatures drinks created using all of the original characters in the Dawson's Creek tv series (it goes with a drinking game). These drinks were designed by the mixology TEAM of King Bee and myself. Although, truth be told, one of us was more dead weight and the other more creative mastermind...but i digress....

7:52 a.m.  
Blogger Ray Law said...

Exactly Jean...Exactly!

4:16 p.m.  

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